sometimes i feel like my head or mind or emotions...
too much of anything is bad for you?
I hope this is B.S. cause i just ate like 25 vitamin c pills…those huge orange ones. like candy!
why you standin’ over there with your...
I have a wig for every single person in the office.–
when you make toast and get scared when it pops
Team switch Michelle Williams with Carey Mulligan
if you knew me at all you'd take my picture and...
OPRAH JUST SHOWED UP
shit just got…given away.
When you're sitting down watching TV and a crazy...
bitch i didn’t ask for 3D.
eating the potatoes…i think i subconsciously saved the best ones for last
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips...– Judy Garland
i’m hungry…but bruised and lazy.
It is better to die from vodka than from boredom.
When you accidentally say "orgasm" instead of...